Atinlay Igpay
AWOL
Bosom Buddy
Cardpecker
Cheap Ass
Circle of Protection: Art
Collector Protector
Drawn Together
Emcee
Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One)
Fascist Art Director
First Come, First Served
Frankie Peanuts
Head to Head
Ladies' Knight
Little Girl
Look at Me, I'm R&D
Man of Measure
Save Life
Standing Army
Staying Power
Wordmail
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Ambiguity
Artful Looter
Avatar of Me
Brushstroke Paintermage
Bursting Beebles
Carnivorous Death-Parrot
Cheatyface
Double Header
Flaccify
Framed!
Greater Morphling
Johnny, Combo Player
Loose Lips
Magical Hacker
Mise
Moniker Mage
Mouth to Mouth
Now I Know My ABC's
Number Crunch
Question Elemental?
Richard Garfield, Ph.D.
Smart Ass
Spell Counter
Topsy Turvy
Aesthetic Consultation
Bad Ass
Bloodletter
Booster Tutor
Duh
Enter the Dungeon
Eye to Eye
The Fallen Apart
Farewell to Arms
Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil
Kill! Destroy!
Mother of Goons
Necro-Impotence
Persecute Artist
Phyrexian Librarian
Stop That
Tainted Monkey
Vile Bile
Wet Willie of the Damned
When Fluffy Bunnies Attack
Working Stiff
Zombie Fanboy
Zzzyxas's Abyss
Assquatch
Blast from the Past
Curse of the Fire Penguin
Deal Damage
Dumb Ass
Face to Face
Frazzled Editor
Goblin Mime
Goblin Secret Agent
Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
Mana Flair
Mons's Goblin Waiters
Orcish Paratroopers
Punctuate
Pygmy Giant
Red-Hot Hottie
Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug
Sauté
Six-y Beast
Touch and Go
Yet Another Aether Vortex
B-I-N-G-O
Creature Guy
Elvish House Party
Fat Ass
Form of the Squirrel
Fraction Jackson
Gluetius Maximus
Granny's Payback
Graphic Violence
Keeper of the Sacred Word
Land Aid '04
Laughing Hyena
Monkey Monkey Monkey
Name Dropping
Old Fogey
Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
Remodel
Shoe Tree
Side to Side
S.N.O.T.
Stone-Cold Basilisk
Supersize
Symbol Status
Uktabi Kong
""Ach! Hans, Run!""
Ass Whuppin'
Meddling Kids
Rare-B-Gone
Who // What // When // Where // Why
Gleemax
Letter Bomb
Mana Screw
Mox Lotus
My First Tome
Pointy Finger of Doom
Rod of Spanking
Time Machine
Togglodyte
Toy Boat
Urza's Hot Tub
Water Gun Balloon Game
World-Bottling Kit
City of Ass
R&D's Secret Lair
Plains
Island
Swamp
Mountain
Forest
Super Secret Tech
Unhinged
Unhinged
